07 September 2022

A tale of two monsters.

September 2022.

A tale of two monsters.

  Before the internet, TV had it’s own classified ads channel called “Ceefax”. An early teletext service, popular for checking football results, headlines and weather reports, it turned out to be a great place to find a cheap, last minute getaway. Even 30 years ago, a two week, all inclusive deal for £200 was a bargain. Little did I know, this was not going to be a holiday quite like any other. And it is a story that MUST be told!

Ceefax: the world's first Teletext information service.

  That’s where I first came across a bargain opportunity to holiday in Romania that seemed too good to miss. The price offered two weeks full board, hotel with a coach tour thrown in, for less than anything else on there. So, I jumped on the phone and within a few weeks, found myself crammed a very old Boeing737 operated by the national airline, Tarom airlines, white knuckled, gripping the seat and praying to the gods of air travel that it was safer than it appeared. How the fuselage didn’t fall apart upon landing, unless the passengers falling to pieces, was as much as a comrade was permitted…we can’t be sure. I know my seatbelt remained firmly done up from embarking to shoving your way to the exit and down the stairs the quickest way possible. I don’t usually have issues with flying, being safer than road travel. TAROM is still in business, although they do appear to have updated their fleet.

Tarom airlines. First and biggest in the country. 98% owned by the Romanian people.

   It was early 1990. Whether it was the impulsiveness of youth, willful ignorance or some bizarre thought lapse phenomenon that occurs when we think we’ve been lucky enough to grab the cut price holiday of a lifetime, we’ll never know for sure. The fact that this was a country that had a few months ago, overthrown one of the world’s most notoriously villainous dictators, in a bloody revolution was something I had no idea of. These days, I would probably be far too uncertain to venture to another country without knowing the first thing about it. Obviously, I’m still here to tell the tale, so “fortune favours the bold" and all that.

   Weather reports I had checked as one of the few requirements from my choice, had prepared me for a Mediterranean climate. Arriving at our accommodation, a quite polished, if slightly dated hotel, I was not . It’s worth mentioning that at this time, the “Intercontinental” with about 18–20 floors, stood out not by its size, but by being the only hotel in the resort. Unless there were any smaller hostels, that like so many things, were closed indefinitely. Although there was a noticeable emptiness everywhere you went, I just put it down to my luck. Changing £50 into Romanian “lei", we had been told in no uncertain terms, not to do business with the steady trickle of black market money changers or the much maligned and mistrusted gypsies that were quickly, physically ejected from the hotel. Every hotel had at least one security guard at the door 24/7. A second consideration when acquiring currency was the inability to return it to the exchange, but the huge mountain of notes I was presented with necessitated buying a bag from the sparsely stocked souvenir shop to put it in. The hotel was on a wide, very quiet, empty street, facing the Black Sea. Something prevented me from venturing onto the sand itself as I normally would. Like an empty dancefloor, I guess nobody wants to be the only nutter out there.

On January 5th 1990, a telex from intercontinental hotels board congratulated employees who had remained at their posts throughout the dramatics events.

   I quickly discovered that spending that bagful of money might be harder than I expected, being as the few businesses there were had empty shelves and at roughly 12p for a large glass of European lager, it was becoming clear that I’d stumbled into a very different world than the one I was used to. We were repeatedly warned to beware of pickpockets, petty thieves and of course, the everpresent suspicion of the “gypsy" threat. Further along the street, trams would be full of people coming and going from seemingly nowhere. 80% of buildings were closed. Not derelict. There was clearly still the full quota of expected furnishings inside, but lights were out, doors locked, shutters down and nobody was home.

By September 2003, 1 Euro was exchanged for more than 40,000 lei.

   Thinking about it, there weren’t actually any houses to be found for as far as my feet would take me. Meals in the hotel restaurant were meagre and some of the other British tourists would complain about the tastelessness, but there’s always a complainer wherever you go. I’d never been fussy when it comes to food and we grew up with the idea that you ate what you were given and you were grateful for it, typical of people just trying to make sure their kids never had to go hungry.

   But the little experience we had of hunger was immeasurable when faced with the desperation that can drive a parent to sever their own child’s limb, to guarantee financial security for their future. In a society where a beggar would merit an income equal to that of a surgeon, such an incomprehensible decision looking into the eyes of a child, can be compared to providing a university education, in terms of the parental ability to equip them with necessary tools for future success. To add to the fearful remnants of the ordeal these people had endured, survivors of polio littered the roadside. A horror most of my generation will never witness, was forever seared into my memories. A nightmare so many times recently, I wished I could convey to the “vaccine hesitant”.

Something the "vaccine hesitant" need to see with their own eyes.
   
   But I refuse to impose pity upon this proud and victorious people, who overcome oppression the likes of which we cannot imagine. mean... we’re talking about genuine revolutionary sacrifice and bloodshed for the sake of a nation’s freedom from tyranny. Akin to events of the French Revolution almost precisely 200 years earlier, when aristocratic heads that had ruled by their superior birthright alone, were quite literally deposed, the likes of which most people will never witness in their lifetime. Each and every one of them deserves the maximum respect and anyone who would dare to judge decisions, made using the very survival instinct; First walk a day in those proud shoes, because we understand nothing of such suffering. Where miles of architectural heritage had been levelled to make way for the palatial magnificence, which would stand guard over the disgruntled proletariat, we managed to find a few shops with items of questionable worth, for sale. These were possibly, solely for the use of tourists, or simply the purveyors of fancies;of little use when the priority is ensuring sufficient food each day; There we brought pens (the children all wanted pens) and anything that might be of use to ease the burden of uncertainty in this new day.

   It became clear that however hard you tried, spending this money was going to be a challenge. Everyone to the left and right, was tipped handsomely. Along with cash, I would sacrifice some small, replaceable item from my luggage for the staff who, whilst catering to our every need, wore their pain, hope and wonder in their faces. Nylon tights, soft toilet paper, shampoos the likes of which they couldn’t conceive, were gratefully delivered to a waiting family, akin to a miraculous alchemy, yielding a wonder from the future. Indeed, wherever I went within this land, from rural backwater to the wide avenues of the capital, there’s no shaking that sense, that I was walking through the lives of an earlier generation, possibly two or three.

Supermarket shelves are literally empty.

   How I had not realised the link to those haunting images, impossible to forget, that had stunned the world when seen on TV screens and in newspapers? Romania’s orphanages filled with famine struck, often dying, children of a tyrant who had feasted on excess, while a genocide tore at the very fabric of history. As we came to understand the scale of the disaster, aswell as the ongoing difficulties the country would face in its rebirth. Adopting a position within the machine that is the global economy from quarter of a century of totalitarianism, is no mean feat. It would become evident that many of these abandoned children (a result of purposeful legislation and propaganda aimed at swelling the population) ,were suffering from Hepatitis, HIV/AIDS, extensive malnutrition and neglect on top of pre existing disabilities and congenital anomalies.

Propaganda and the cult of personality.

Don't blame communism.. this was totalitarianism, tyranny and megalomania.

The standard of living for Romanian orphans remains problematic to this day.

 
We attended a recommended nightclub, described officially as a “casino” with a stand-up comedy act. You couldn’t help but wonder what kind of humour could raise a smile in such dire circumstances. Still the beach remained uninhabited and the mysterious Black sea, undiscovered by the trickle of mismatched visitors who, had somehow landed themselves at the scene of a great struggle, the dust having only just settled. After 5 days in a resort like no other that I will ever see, the second part of our adventure began, as the quite comfortable coach, arrived to deliver a tale of two monsters and their impact upon this land out of time. Vlad Tepes, also known as Vlad Dracul or Vlad the Impaler. The 15th century leader famous for his bloodthirsty deeds and a national hero of Romania. This historical character we have transformed into one of the most renowned monsters of our time, the vampiric Dracula himself.

The two bloodiest monsters of Transylvania, with a collective body count of 68,000-100,000.

   In the opposite corner, monster mk 2, still fresh in the grave and in the minds of his victims, dictator and criminal, President Nicolae Ceaușescu. With wife Elena, he enjoyed lavish excess, while imposing controlling laws and severe austerity during 24 years of efforts to force the country into the position of a world power. First by a population explosion (resulting in the tragedies that unfolded in the many state orphanages). He completely banned abortion and any mother bearing 10 children for their country, was awarded the title of “heroic mother". Visiting China and North Korea, he fashioned himself upon Mao Zedong and Kim Il Sung.

 

   Enforcement of political propaganda and hardline measures saw him take complete control over the country. Playing the role he became famous for, using the “cult of personality” to create allies from many Western powers, whilst rigid suppression of any “dissidents” and deployment of “Securitate" (state police tasked with imposing terror) concealed the heavy price paid by the Romanian people. His next plan was to fashion the nation as Europe’s number one oil refiner; another vast sum was borrowed from a number of Western banks, sinking them deeper into debt, requiring further austerity upon his subjects. Repayment of foreign debt became the dominant policy at the expense of all else. Restrictions included use of energy so that industry would have sufficient, basic foodstuffs and centralised heating. Beginning in 1981, the extreme austerity imposed upon its population enabled Ceaușescu to repay a national debt amounting to US $11,000,000,000. A feat unmatched by any nation. Not without consequences is such a task achieved.

Protesters of all ethnicities United with a disenchanted military. All for a new Romania.

   By 1987, workers began to mobilise, strike and participate in demonstrations. Many were arrested, tortured and imprisoned. The ethnic Romani people, went officially unrecognised and unrepresented. The resulting deeply ingrained suspicion and hatred was evident to newly welcomed visitors in the 1990s and continues to this day.

   In a time before digital communication, word travelled quickly and soon, the notion of solidarity amongst the people had spread. Few had not experienced the hardships first hand; the fear dissipated and once enemies; ethnic groups military and even troops loyal to the dictator himself, joined forces to expel the oppressors. Many fell during that uprising not only marking an end to the iron fisted reign of Ceaușescu and wife Elena, but also an end to the 42 year long communist rule in Romania.

The cult of personality. Ceaușescu roars at his nation. A classic display of propaganda.

   One of the restorative measures established following the uprising, entailed the sale of the dictator’s many flamboyant and grotesque (given the poverty of the nationals) luxury extravagances. Surprisingly, this would not prove to be quite as easy as it at first appeared.

   This we travelled into a historical scene reminiscent of a bygone era, powered by horses, devoid of people, devoid of life. Whoever was responsible for opening the country up to visitors, wasn’t about to skimp on what was made available. Cernica monastery, situated on an island just outside Bucharest is a palace of exceptional grandeur by anyone’s standards. One of those incredible monuments, with ceilings higher than you can imagine, full length velvet curtains at every window, bedrooms each half the size of a “5 a side" football field, deep shag carpets and a serene location that exudes exclusivity. There still remained those that complained about the simple meals. Personally, I had no doubt we received the very best of what was available and whether it was to my taste or not, to return it untouched to the kitchen felt a disrespect too far.

Kloster Cernica - devastatingly beautiful monastery on the lake.

   One evening in the capital was all we could fit into the busy schedule. On the advice of our protectorate, along with a few others, I ventured into the city. A taxi dropped us in Revolution square, where the people had, despite the ever threatening military forces, united with such visceral opposition that even the soldiers had turned and switched allegiances, with the leader’s commanders, detaching themselves from the obviously guilty party.

The square was quiet by the standards we’re accustomed to, but tables and chairs circled the area. We were quickly invited to join some local people enjoying the novelty of leisure time, drinking rosé martinis and smoking cheap, strong local cigarettes. They were eager to describe the drama that had unfolded there, pointing out bullet holes and blood stains. Gradually it became apparent that the exuberance with which they retold the incident that turned 24 years of fearsome control, on it’s head, leaving them buoyant, filled with a taste of the power they had been denied for so long.

We were being entrusted with a very treasured and fragile piece of history. In a world where the slightest opposition to the regime, was routinely covered up and swept under the rug, this was of crucial importance to the world we had ventured into. But the victims of Ceaușescu’s rein would write their victorious tale, on the tongues of the foreigners for safe keeping. An honour that compels me to share their triumph. Their sincere welcoming warmth and the amenability with which conversation flowed, was suggestive of a voice muffled for far too long. Martini Rosso with lemonade and a squirt of lemon juice, will forever transport me back to Revolution square in 1990.

Returning to the sumptuous splendor of Cernica, the vastness of our quarters combined with the eternal feeling of emptiness, gave rise to a persistent atmosphere, reminiscent of a classic ghost story. There was an enduring expectation that door handles would screech, as they independently turned and a long forgotten novice or even a resplendent relic of the 19th century monarchs, paced the hallways, just out of sight.

The palace of parliament, epitomises the neoclassical boulevards that replaced the historical landmarks of Bucharest. The price was starvation.

   The next day, we had the chance to browse some shops. A feature that seems common when the administration needs the population to forget their empty plates, it’s common to find outlets with nothing on the shelves other than a plentiful supply of locally produced, overproof hooch. In this case, the favoured appeaser is a clear plum brandy called Țuică [tsuica], said to be about 65% vol although largely home made at the time, it was the one product in plentiful supply, arranged in rows at every store and cafe. At about 10p for a generous tumbler full, poured freehand, it was a routine accompaniment at the breakfast table and each ensuing occasion. I’m game for sampling all local specialities, but this was one tipple that required genuine determination, to win a place besides one’s toast and unidentifiable, spiced sausages.

However, British tourists the world over, never fail to provide a shining example of Blighty’s affinity with the bottle. Travelling with us on our journey to the Transylvanian mountains, the international liaison for alcoholic kinship, flying the tipsy union jack and holding his own in the ruddy faced endurance swaying event, we had John. We were all called to readiness at a point in time that was far from rigid, climbing aboard the waiting chariot to match a busy agenda. There would not be a single occasion a search was not deployed, only to find John having breakfast (minus the food) with a group of highly entertained senior gentlemen. Clambering onboard, he would mumble a red faced apology to the group, falling into the nearest vacant seat where he proceeded to snore loudly.

The farmers market offered some a chance to trade their wares. FOOD!!!

   Luckily, our visit must have coincided with market day. This seemed to be the venue where local farmers with the means of bringing wares to the city, could get the best prices for their offerings. It was the most food I had seen, or would see during my time in Romania. I decided to try and buy some cheese (I am rather partial to a cheesy treat), but somehow ended up buying the entire wheel. Being as an unmistakable spookiness had become apparent, I invested in some beautifully plaited strings of garlic too.

Beside all the emporiums, devoted solely to the ranks of plum brandy bottles lined up on military parade, there was one exception we were all encouraged to admire. A so-called “department store”. No doubt the result of a concerted effort to revive the entire retail industry, leading by example. A selection of very odd items were available for our delectation. Some seemed to have a thick coating of dust and you could envisage, had been unearthed from some long forgotten storeroom. Then there were an array of handmade toys and crafts alongside a bucket of umbrellas, a few vinyl LPs and an eerie lack of staff. Like everything else, it was conspicuous by what was not quite right.

14 year old gymnast Nadia Comaneci, shot to fame with an Olympic gold medal and a perfect 10. Every girl's hero.

   In 1976 Romanian gymnast, aged just 14, Nadia Comaneci became a household name, scoring the first perfect 10 at the Montreal Olympics. A feat so unexpected that the scoreboard was actually incapable of displaying it and a score of 1:00 had to make do. Four years later in Moscow, she would take home two more gold medals, with each one achieving the same mark of perfection. At 8 years old, she was probably my hero, although I would wonder why such a champion always appeared so sullen. Now we know.

   As the 1980s rolled by, her sporting career began to wind down and she became a target of the Securitate. A matter magnified by the defection To the West, of her coach, Bela Karolyi. The secret police gathered information and created files, based on the 90 informants, relating every detail of her life to them. She claims to have increasingly felt like a prisoner. In her memoirs, she writes, “Life took on a new bleakness. I was cut off from making the small amount of extra money that had really made a difference in my family’s life. It was also insulting that a normal person in Romania had the chance to travel, whereas I could not…. when my gymnastics career was over.” 

   Securitate files have recently been opened so that those who wish to, can read the information held about them. It's often an uncomfortable read, learning about the loved ones forced to spy on them. 

   A special department of Securitate, dedicated to domestic espionage in sports, health, justice and education. This was led by an officer named Marian Ureche controlling a network of officers who in turn recruited informants to spy on targets. It’s said that Nadia, and other gymnasts, were beaten and called names by the coaches. She would run away, only to be caught and returned to her abuser by ever present the secret police. 

   The Securitate’s “sports file” is a document consisting of 36 volumes. Remarkably, Nadia doesn’t have a separate file pertaining just to her. For a while, she was romantically involved with Nicu Ceausescu (son of Elena and Nicolae), a name which CANNOT appear within a Securitate file. 

   Late one night in November 1989, she Was part of a group that defected over the border to Hungary, led by a shepherd and then by foot to Austria. She later travelled to the United States where she married a male gymnast, Bart Connor and became a fully fledged American citizen. They have a son and run a gymnastics business.

   Here’s a bit of 1980S Romanian communist propaganda TV. It’s a series called “Comrade detective” and has been dubbed for your viewing pleasure.

Nadia: Book details abuse of legendary gymnast and her daring escape from Romania


A taste of Romanian TV propaganda.. digitally remastered and dubbed for your viewing pleasure.

Petrol queues snaked for miles. Miles of Dacia's.

   This was the place where the Dacia ruled the roads. But fuel shortages dictated the “rule" (it was never described as a law), permitting drivers with a number plate ending in an odd number, to drive on its assigned days of the week. Which alternated with the days allotted to those with a number plate ending in an even number. I seem to recall Sundays were shared. Fuel stations could be identified by the mile long queues of Dacias snaking along the street approaching it. Dacia, with Renault providing the requisite parts, produced a succession of models throughout the 1960s, to the present day. I can personally attest that they’re actually more spacious, comfortable and reliable than they might seem. The “LS" model released in 1973 (Anacromym for Super Luxury) was exclusively for members of the communist party leadership. As if that wasn’t glaring enough, they only came in black. The Dacia Duster is a really popular and value for money choice for the modern British motorist. The one industrial success to survive the impact of the severe financial disruption.

The land of the Dacia.

The modern British suburban choice. A Dacia Duster.

   For those of you too young to recall the excitement of Christmas 1989 or like me, you just miss such historic moments, this was truly a fracas worthy of the big screen. On 21st December, Ceaușescu had gathered a immense crowd to make a public address (damning the previous protests in Timișoara, as unacceptable criminal behaviour)in University square (as it was then known).  

   The simmering discontent that erupted across the country as a nation finally reached boiling point, resulted in the subjugation of those who dared speak out, by means of “Securitate” henchmen shooting, arresting or otherwise manhandling them. Death sentences were even imposed, to make examples of anyone who might get ideas. This large congregation was in the direct line of fire when military personnel, with a whole array of firearms... even tanks and amphibious armoured personnel carriers, opened fire. The number of lives lost that day,will never be known for certain, but each bullet hole and blood stain is etched in the minds of attendees. 

December 1989. The people united. No more!!

   But after 24 years and no sign of any improvements, facing years of imprisonment for crimes such as eating too much, using a bright light bulb or having a home warmer than 16° in the midwinter, enough was enough. When he began to speak, he was met with chants like “down with the dictator” and “death to the criminal”. They continued to heckle him and eventually he and his wife were forced to shelter in the government building. The image was broadcast live around the globe. People in every nation, finally free from media blackouts, watched as the president’s stunned expression said it all…this was a historic event… the exact moment he realized his 24 year rein of terror was over and the next one to die would be him.

Ceaușescu realised in that moment, 24 years of power was lost.

  The crowd descended into disorder, despite the sheer overwhelming force they were facing, which inevitably, cleared the street, causing severe injuries and even death as forces opened fire upon the unarmed citizens.

   But by the following morning, the entire country had joined in the revolt. News spread of the suspicion death of the minister for defence, hearing of which, the entire military switched sides, rank and file. The commanders wrote off Ceaușescu as a lost cause, which left the leader and his wife alone and in a mighty tight spot. The couple managed to reach the roof and escape in a helicopter, with an angry mob hot on his heels. What ensued was (with hindsight) a comical chase, revealing the sustained trickery by everyone Ceaușescu tried to recruit, in aid of their getaway. Evidence, if ever it was needed of just how universally hated they were. Finally fooled into believing they could hide in a disused educational facility, within hours they were arrested and transferred back to the judicial buildings in the capital. Brought before a makeshift and court. 

   The couple’s ad-hoc trial lasted no longer than two hours, during which Ceaușescu tried to accuse some of those sitting in judgement of being “traitors”. Found guilty of genocide and crimes against humanity, they were immediately taken before a firing squad. Images of the unfolding drama were broadcast on TV sets worldwide. The very moment of the pair’s execution was omitted (only because of an error by the camera operator).

   It was later explained out that the process (essentially a "kangaroo court") was the only option. Otherwise, they would have been lynched in the street by the mob. In the ensuing days international support and assistance in the form of food, medicine, clothing and other material aid flooded in, much of it from the very leaders who had stood by his side and shaken hands for photo opportunities.

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The ad-hoc trial and immediate firing squad was necessary to prevent the crowd taking control.

   It was soon revealed that the Ceaușescu’s claims of academic prowess and wisdom were complete fiction. Ceaușescu himself had been a poor student, who’s rise to power had come from nothing more than being imprisoned alongside people who were to become influential. In fact, his main reason for such confinement had been a murder, having shot a neighbor over a petty dispute. 

   His wife, Elena, who alongside her husband, rose to a position of significant power within the regime, completely fabricated her doctorate in science. Blundering her way through interactions with visiting dignitaries, by formulating regulations dictating the permitted methods of communication, essentially handing her the words to say in a manner which would appear, if only to her, that she had invoked them herself. These two uneducated peasants had come from nothing to dominate the entire nation for more than two decades.

   Thus we left the majesty of Bucharest, with its imposing communist urban planning and wide avenues. An impressive , yet bitter reminder of the misuse of the county’s meagre finances, which had no effect on those at the top and the priority of presenting a desired facade to the world. 

Ceausescu's palatial golden bathroom.

 Ceaușescu's "House of the People"

The second largest building in the world. 
Truly a case in which Nero fiddled as Rome burned.

   First stop is the rural island monastery and chosen “getaway" palace location for murderous despots, Snagov. Ceaușescu fled the angry crowds here by helicopter. Our coach was probably far more comfortable, relaxed and less likely to transport us to imminent death. The village is built around lake Snagov, which is the biggest natural lake in Romania. Ceaușescu kept his luxury private yacht on the lake and made use of Snagov palace for his, his wife’s and associates personal use. I was among the lucky few, permitted to enjoy the use of the presidential yacht. Before, along with the vast horde of sumptuous splendor amassed by the dictator, it would be auctioned in lieu of restitution. I can reveal that I perched my rear upon the presidential toilet. That surely isn’t something many people can lay claim to.

The Danube delta was (and one day, hopefully will be again) a paradise of biodiversity.

   Another opportunity for keen birders, or if you just enjoy a steady boat trip, gliding through an area of wetlands, known as the last wild place of Europe. Small vessels slowly transport you through scenery, straight out of an Attenborough nature documentary. 360 species of birds, 135 species of fish, 54 species of mammals (excluding those in the boat), 2,400 species of insect (yes, I’m scratching too), 11 species of reptiles and 10 of amphibians are going about fighting, flying, splashing and pretending to be a water lily, with no human interference. Indeed, should you fancy setting up a hide or casting out from dry land, be sure to book with someone who knows the right spots. I would be rather nervous, being as what often appears to be solid ground, turns out to be anything but. It’s the scene of some marvellous sunsets, with many perfectly flat miles to the horizon, unimpeded by any manmade obstacles.

    Prices vary according to your choice of boat, preferred tour (each priorities a certain activity suited to the biodiversity), any special skills required of your guide, the equipment included for your use and meals/beverages included. No doubt, this is a truly unique area and in its entirety, is protected as a World Heritage site. Pelicans, egrets, ibis, herons, owls, Wild dogs, cats, horses, otters and vipers are among the inhabitants of this hotbed of activity. The landscape emerged from a natural change in 400BCE, as a result of the level of the surrounding Black Sea, rising. It is constantly evolving and ownership is split between Romania and Ukraine.

   Again, the totalitarian regime took what should not have been taking from this area. Reed was harvested and large scale agriculture, was planned here, leaving 1/3 of the surface affected by crop cultivation, forest plantation and overfishing due to lack of protective restrictions. There truly was no corner of this country, that the bobble head’s superiority complex, couldn’t do profound and enduring harm.


   The perk of having use of a boat on lake Snagov is the ease with which one can reach the island which is home to Snagov monastery. This place gives you the chance to touch base with both of the nation’s biggest butchers of men. Beneath the altar within the heart of the monastery, lies the remains of Vlad Tepes, the living inspiration for Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Well…his head is, or perhaps it’s the rest of him, minus the head…there’s some confusion. But until somebody proves otherwise, this is the narrative they’re sticking with. Despite his gruesome reputation for the brutal torture and execution of his countless enemies, laid out in some of the earliest records made by eye witnesses, created a historical character regarded by many as a national hero. Described as a “demented psychopath, a sadist, a gruesome murderer, a masochist”, it’s asserted that were he put on trial at Nuremberg, he would be convicted of crimes against humanity.


The signature of Vlad Tepes,  Voivode (warlord)  of Wallachia.

   Yet there is a school of thought that maintains such violence and despicable acts of cruelty, were necessary to maintain order in Wallachia. It might be difficult to justify torture, disemboweling, dismemberment and murder in any way. But such accounts, given that the motive is terrorism, must be taken with a pinch of salt. You can’t help but wonder if there isn’t some kind of twisted magnetism to a lake that attracts the two historical figures with the most blood on their hands. Ceaușescu, even as the people were chasing him with their own murderous intentions. Vlad Tepes, who chose this location to rest for eternity. That’s a very similar pattern of behaviour from two individuals who would, faced with a trial like those afforded the Nazis, most likely end up dangling from a rope, side by side.

   It’s not easy to track down information about ostentatious riches such as those garnered by the Ceaușescu family and what became of them. Bureaucrat, Aurel Vlaicu who was charged with the task of selling the spoils of a tyrant, tells how only 2,000 of the 8,000 lots haven’t sold. “The problem is he did not have taste, he had the taste of a Romanian peasant”. I think that’s a bit of a harsh judgement upon the Romanian peasants that are tasked with unearthing the remains of fellow countrymen..murdered by the securitate.

The grave of Vlad (the impaler) Tepes. Or perhaps just his noggin.

The presidential yacht. Just one of the lots that failed to sell at auction. "He had the taste of a Romanian peasant".

   From here we make the trek up to the deep black forest area of the Transylvanian mountains. But this is a place with a different castle looming round every corner. If history is your bag, this is where you need to be.

   First stop (it’s necessary to pick and choose, unless you have a month to check out every sight along the way)was Poenari fortress. This was the citadel of Vlad Tepes. It appears that it’s gained some kind of additional tourist trappings by way of poles with impaled, oversized rag dolls on. I can’t speak for the possible development of the most popular attractions. From my perspective, the beauty was its unspoiled character. These strongholds have ample impact and are wonderful illustrations of the bloody histories associated with each one. But you can hardly blame a nation with such a rich connection, to one of the best loved creatures of the night for making the best with what they have. Literally rooted in their history exists the makings of a reality show beyond compare. One thing we were warned of in advance at this location is it’s one for the relatively fit and mobile. There’s 1,480 steps to climb, which demands additional caution in anything less than ideal weather conditions. It’s still easier than climbing any of the other approaches. These places were never intended for easy access.

With 1,480 steps, Vlad's impenetrable Poenari Citadel is an attraction for the fit and healthy.


This is the REAL castle Dracula.
It might just kill you getting up there though.

   Some tours suggest these sights maybe day excursions from Bucharest. We spent 5 days travelling in order to spend time at each location and spent each night, in one of the beautiful towns and villages that offer traditional style accomodation. A truly immersive experience. If you’re spending time travelling through the countryside, which is in itself, breathtaking, at the time of my visit, outside of the places we stopped overnight, I don’t recall seeing a single shop or restaurant. So be prepared.

    Also, if you use a public toilet…they are VERY randomly positioned but well maintained by the attendant, make sure to tip for service. This is their entire income and they’re, rightly, proud of the facility they maintain immaculately.

   Our first stopover is in the 12th century walled citadel of Sibiu. There’s some fine museums if you have the time and inclination to take a look. The Gothic architecture features 39 towers. Everything is beautifully maintained and the streets are spotless. It’s so easy to feel you have stepped outside of time itself. This was a great place to stay. At the doorstep of Transylvania’s Carpathian mountains. I was feeling reassured by the strings of garlic I was lugging around. I am now tipping heavily with my enormous cheese purchase. I mean, I REALLY like cheese, but even I can’t eat an entire wheel in two weeks.

   Good old John put in his time building international relations, speaking the universal language of unintelligible drunkenness. I guess some people just can’t help making friends wherever they go.

With about 5,500 inhabitants and falling, Copșa Mică has little to offer now it's lost its status as Europe's most polluted town.

   We were then headed for a location only now available to the independent traveller. When we were told of our destination, I recalled hearing about this in British news, although my understanding of the situation was vague to say the least. This would be something you truly carry with you and consider yourself very fortunate for having more choices than the population of Copsa Mica, Europe’s most polluted town. The industrial objectives of the two big factories had led to the announcement describing how “the people had all turned black". I’m of an age still familiar with miners “tattoos”. Areas where coal residue has permeated the skin by one means or another, leaving a mark akin to a tattoo and equally as permeant.

They’d clearly been primed for our visit. As we arrived a line of adults and children formed for our inspection. Not wanting to cause them to feel like a zoo exhibit, but bearing in mind, they would be getting paid for the show and how very much they deserved the dignity of earning a living, everyone quickly dug in their bags and pockets, producing pens for the kids and cigarettes, packs of wet wipes, tissues, batteries, and scrunched up notes, passed while shaking hands so as not to appear demeaning. Their skin was blackened, as were their clothes, hair and everything else. It wasn’t clear what difference a nice hot nath might make, but I can absolutely appreciate the futility in such conditions.

What will these people do now? Home to the "undesirables", but somewhere they could make a living. They deserve more than living on hand outs.

    I recently learned that the area has been cleaned up and both factories are closing. The people have mixed feelings about all this. Understandable given that their status, having around 40% poverty and nearly 12% being from the ethnic Roma community, so vulnerable to the worst society can throw at their fellow man, the security that came with the contamination, was something. I’m in touch with some people who are trying to support them in a positive transition. As a friend of the gypsy/Romany travellers liaison, the hate, accusations, prejudice and even legal persecution this community faces daily is shameful. Simply because they want to maintain a living, respectful connection with their heritage. It’s always those who are at greatest risk who are least heard.

   We stopped into an educational, industrial and medical intersection... the city of Târgu Mure. Officially bilingual, but often trilingual, the population consists of Romanian, Hungarian and German residents. Home to an impressive array of important pantheons, monuments, structures and sanctuaries, a fortified monastery now encompasses the Romanian orthodox 46.74%, Reformed church 30.06%, Eastern Catholic 2.60% and Unitarian 2.58% religions. During WWII nazi occupation of Hungary, a Jewish ghetto emerged to accommodate refugees resulting in the erection of the Great Synagogue in 1899. In 1707, the city was struck by the plague, killing more than 3,500 people. This was followed by an outbreak of the Black Death in 1709, lasting for a decade and reappearing in 1738 for just a single year. 1745 saw the city become home to the supreme court of justice for the principality of Transylvania. Following WWII the communist administration of Romania commenced their policy for massive industrialisation which totally reshaped the community. The prime minister visited and decided the position, in which to build the fertilizer production plant and additional, residential quarters for its employees.

   1913 heralded the building of the Hungarian art-nouveau style city hall complex and Palace of Culture concert hall, home to the Târgu Mureș state philharmonic orchestra. cross the city sits the national theatre. Two companies perform regularly, one uses the Hungarian language, the other Romanian.

   The fertilizer production plant continued to operate under the communist principles which, due to the number of employees living in the city, influenced the community every bit as much as on the factory floor. Party directives replaced Hungarian workers with Romanians. After an entire graduating class of Romanians, from a technical school were taken on, the company’s request for two Hungarian scientists was refused. The plant is owned and run by Azomureș, the largest Romanian producer of fertilizer. The company was brought in 2002 by Turkey’s biggest fertilizer producer Transworld Fertilizers. Swiss company Ameropa acquired the business in 2011. 

   Târgu Mureș has a long and proud standing within the history of photography. In 1981, the factory was adapted and enlarged to accommodate the processing of photosensitive materials to produce photographic films, paper and imaging products for the medical community. However, digital photography means the production of items used with a camera, is no longer financially viable. Hobbyists would process their images themselves in a dark room. State owned medical operators proved to be notoriously bad customers, either late with payment or not paying at all. They plan to turn that area into a museum of photography, in keeping with the city’s prominence on the world of photography.

   There are more than 8,500 private companies and several state owned ones too, within the fortress walls.

   The city is home to a curious piece of artistic architecture designed by Hungarian gadgeteer and mechanical engineer, Péter Boden. One of the earliest known musical fountains.

Târgu Mureș boasts one of the earliest musical fountains, built in 1911 and designed by Péter Bodor.

   Other industrial concerns that have thrived here include pharmaceuticals, wood, textiles and food, namely Bread production (Mopan) and dairy products. A feature of the area that has helped bolster industry is it’s prime location, in the very centre of Transylvania and the great road network to and from the city. Târgu Mures boasts Transylvania’s international airport, serving the nation’s winter sports resorts, has a frequent, modern bus service and a city street plan that’s almost perfect, in symmetry and order. Three railway stations operate domestic and international services while the new A3 motorway will have an exit here. It’s counterpart, the East-West motorway, (intended to traverse the nation horizontally) will intersect nearby.

    There’s a whole host of schools, polytechnics and universities which, like all the public buildings in Romania, are magnificent in stature and design. In fact I spent today looking at The university of Timisoara, it’s course availability, the requirements for a foreign student to study there, immigration law and costs.The university and facilities for medical services, are all national concerns. What a fantastic potential there must be, for the development of a rich and varied, practical understanding of the subject. Furthermore, it’s the cheapest method of getting a degree there is now. Plus a chance to live in my favourite destination, pick up another language and meet some interesting people.

Victor Babeș University of Medicine and Pharmacy in Timișoara.

    Our next overnight stay was in the tiny town of Sebes. The amazing clean streets of these places is one of the things, I wish I could bring back to show to my neighbourhood. There are no receptacles in the street but it’s common to see business owners and residents alike, with a broom sweeping up every last speck of dust outside their property. Houses are freshly painted. People take pride in not living in amongst their waste. It’s behaviour you might expect from a community, familiar with the value of such matters in attracting tourism, based upon a history that feels alive due to the lack of modernity. When you consider how little they had in life at this time, but the appreciation of what was theirs is profound. 

   I do hope this cheesy tips are sending the intended message and it’s not some major cultural faux Pas. That would be just my luck, to find the only place on the planet, that uses gifts of cheese to trade insults.

    If there was only a single café serving plum brandy breakfasts in town, at least the assigned John location party, knew best where to find him. I often wonder what the regulars thought, especially when he was dragged from their company so wheels could roll.

Vlad Tepes is perceived as a national hero by many. In reality, he would be convicted of crimes against humanity.

    Next stop is a favourite which from what I can see, has been developed with the whole Dracula theme eventually availed of for profit. But remarkably, a a degree of restraint is exhibited, and although not as naive as it had been, it’s not ruined as it could have been so very easily.

   This is the site upon which stands the birthplace and childhood home of Vlad Tepes. Back then it was little more than that exact same abode, offering set meals for prearranged visitors in the front room. We ate muddy carp from ceramic plates adorned with the Tepes family sigil- a red dragon reared up on its hind legs. In fact everything had this insignia. Unsurprisingly, there was no way to buy any kind of souvenir bearing this simple and unique mark. So my response was to pocket an ashtray, replacing it with a good wedge of notes. This was later the subject of a debate, split as to whether I would be forever persecuted, by the wronged spirit of one of history’s greatest warriors and butchers of men.

    I’ve never seen anything adorned with the sigil in that way and considered both parties had done well from the deal. Perhaps my action in part, led to the expansion of the attraction as it stands today. I believe the entire floor is now turned over to the restaurant diners, whilst the remainder of the property operates as some kind of museum.

You can eat dinner in the childhood home of Vlad Tepes, within the 12th century citadel of Sighișoara.

   Assorted castles are scattered along this, one of the few fully paved roadways. But occasionally, the coach would rumble along a track to reach a secluded monastery. Even in the most remote locations, where no houses or indeed, any buildings beside the monastery were apparent; the monastic shrines, some little bigger than a corner shop, were lavishly decorated with precious metals, beautiful frescos and vaulted ceilings with cherubs aloft. There never seems to be any cleric in residence, monk, orthodox priest or otherwise. Of course, the regime had not outlawed religion like most of the East European communist bloc. Indeed, it’s no small matter that these opulent offerings remained intact and in situ. The looting of artefacts with any value during WWII comes to mind. 

   Occasionally, at such a place, one could buy small religious objects of no real monetary value, largely made from plastic and plaster. The “honesty system" where the concept of trust and a respectful obedience, somehow prevails over genuine poverty and need. The same system had applied when using the tram service by the coast. Perhaps it’s a generation that’s become inured to the presence of the feared Securitate. Afterall, this is a people who discovered that monsters weren't the reserve of children's stories. They were real and far more frightening than any fairytale could infer.

   Deep within the thickening woodlands of the Carpathian mountains, my racing imagination had convinced me that a nocturnal, bloodsucking visitor was imminent. Compelling me to buy a selection of crucifixes, to add to my arsenal of vampire protection tools. Not that any of this fictional, fantastical mythology was affecting me at all, you understand. 

Superstition? Better safe than sorry.

   While travelling through the ever impressive vistas, suddenly the road itself had been transformed into a miracle of engineering, the likes of which I might compare to the pyramids of Cairo. We were driving along the top of the most impressive dam I have ever seen. Looking down from the elevation of our coach, the magnitude of construction was truly staggering. On one side of us lay lake Vidraru, smooth without a single flaw upon its mirrored surface. To the other, a sheer drop of 166 metres before the Arges river continues it’s journey, unhindered below. For 305 metres, we balance upon the very point that holds back 465 million cubic metres of water, controlling the hydroelectric force resulting from this little known wonder of the world.

The Vidraru dam. Surely the 8th wonder of the world.

   This is one of those manmade phenomena of such a scale that we feel like insects or miniatures. Of such inconsequential insignificance.
By far the most photographed and best known of the countless castles, is Bran castle. This is often wrongly believed to be the real castle Dracula. Vlad himself never had any connection with this picture of gothic architecture. The gothic architecture, you will have seen in countless vampire films, due to its perfect illustration of the images invoked by Bram Stoker. Describing the count’s ancestral home in the Transylvanian landscape to a tee, it’s hard to imagine he wasn’t looking right at this while penning the classic horror story. Many accounts deny similarities between this fortress and the one we have learned about, from the pages describing this infamous sovereign of the undead. Apart from the impressive upkeep of all the mansions including this, there are hidden, secret passages connecting areas within its depths. Just as we understand the lead character, Jonathan Harker finds himself lost among. Adopting a viewpoint from the foot of the mountain, it’s precarious position atop a sheer cliff is uncannily reminiscent of the futility of any possible escape.

Bran castle. The castle Dracula of dreams.

   When Ceaușescu was trying to win favour with western nations during the 1970s, he recognised the potential in ascribing the homeland of Vlad Tepes, partly the basis of Stoker’s fictional creation, to this particular edifice. With its favourable location and ideal style, the plan was to market it to the west as the real castle Dracula. Many cinematic productions have solidified the belief. A hilarious phenomenon that you might notice amid tourist materials from Romania, is equally disturbing. While scrolling through images from various places of interest, the Romanian signature is evident. Slipping an image of young dark haired, pale skinned, classic Romanian beauty amongst all the innocuous attractions, illustrates their idea of what best appeals to the westerners. A Google search for “Romanian mail order brides” will yield an identical stereotypical persona. I shall say only this... Andrew Tate.

   A few years ago, it was rumoured across numerous international news journals, that Bran castle was being sold with an asking price of £47 million. A statement was issued, declaring that the information was indeed nothing more than a rumour.

   The next choice of location for an overnight stay, is the city of Timișoara. This ensemble of architectural styles was once a Serbian capital, a regional capital and the scene of one of the revolutionary activities, that marked the turning in the tide of power, back into the hands of the Romanian people. This was the scene of the incident that brought together the many ethnicities which made up modern Romania-the Romania ready for change.

   Alongside an intricate, but perfectly preserved historical facade, hides a modern metropolis that boasts six universities, is a key provider of medical services, aswell as being a powerful IT hub. In 2013, Timișoara had the fastest download speed in the world.

 Every day I am chomping sandwiches, with as much cheese on them as I can stomach. But it’s like the miracle of the loaf and five fishes, the cheese made to feed a nation. Tipping generously and leaving a slightly smelly trail of confusion in my wake. Hey! If someone tipped me, with a yummy surprise, it would be inside my tummy by sunset. Eat it or leave it for others to consume, this may be a magic cheese as it didn’t appear to be getting any smaller.

Timișoara. This is what Romanian towns should all look like, but for urban planning. Exquisite.

   First being affiliated with Hungary, then Austria, Serbia and finally Romania, records date back to 1212. With a layout consisting of five unfinished concentric circles, it’s an architecturally fascinating symphony that will puzzle the finest of scholars.

   The Austrian influences are plain to see from the manicured gardens and parks, to the wide, spotless pedestrianised promenades amid brightly painted town houses. Giving credence to the nickname “little Vienna". It’s the perfect place to stay for a while to investigate at your leisure. Accomodation has varied in style and status, but had always been clean, comfortable, with the expected amenities. It’s not somewhere one visits to sit in the hotel room anyway. It’s a fascinating country of a unique historical significance and beauty. 

Moving a 7,600 ton apartment building to create a boulevard in a Romanian town, 1987

 Moving an apartment block in communist Romania

  Timișoara is everything Bucharest should have been had the communist blueprint for urban planning not prevailed, fashioning it into a copy of Berlin, Moscow and Zagreb. Common features of the style are evident in China and North Korea too. Bucharest has retained its emphasis on the gallic influence. Impressive and functional for a dense population, but Timișoara will always be more appealing. With its polished, wide, clean streets safe places for children and pedestrians, there's no contest. I only hope that time has not permitted humans and their dependence on cars, to sully the jewel of Transylvania. This is one of the places I would most like to live out my days. The climate suits me and it seems very progressive and eternally proud of all it has managed to retain.

   Home to 21 different ethnicities and 18 different religions, this is one of the most beautiful cities I’ve seen. Far better than Venice, Verona, Athens, London or Cairo. I remember a considerable effort was put into locating the glowing cheeks of boozy John. It’s a very orderly place, but there were plenty of bottles into which he may have climbed. His ability to pass out and sleep it off, on the road, makes me wonder if he was actually out clinking glasses through the night.

Homemade ţuica was one of the few things not illegal.
ţuica. So you forget how hungry you are.

   Recent history places the Hungarian minority in Timișoara at the starting block, for the crescendo of disquiet that toppled the despot from his ultimate position of power and control. They protested an attempt to remove the pastor of the Hungarian reformed church (typical of the dictator’s desire to eliminate ethnic minorities).  

   The pastor criticised the regime’s systematisation policy in a TV interview, saying Romanians did not even know their human rights. Shook up, fellow Romanian citizens joined them and eventually, the dreaded Securitate became aware that the looming revolt was unstoppable. The initial reasoning for the public unease was soon lost to the more general call for Ceaușescu’s downfall and an end to his blend of nationalist, socialist communism. 
   
   There’s a certain irony to the fact that it was the Hungarian minority who stirred up sufficient support, chanting "Români,veniţi cu noi!" (“Romanians, come with us"), an expression of solidarity for the revolt, sparked by the very ethnic population Ceaușescu so desperately wanted to eradicate. It became clear quite quickly, that there were only two people, despite them holding all the cards for so long, against the entire country.

The old Shanghai”-Brasov’s top restaurant.

   Our final destination where we will spend four nights in the heart of Transylvania, is the ski resort of Poiana Brașov. For skiing and snowboarding, there are 13.7 km of slopes and 5 km of ski routes available. 10 lifts transport the guests. The winter sports area is situated between the elevations of 941 and 1,783 m.

    I can imagine it’s an idyllic image of picture postcard snow scenes, roaring fires, breathtaking scenery and brazen wildlife that is incredibly good value. The Euro may have limited that factor, although it can’t possibly be on a par with the expense of French and Swiss Alpine resorts or Italian lakeside peaks.
The ski resort is a mountainous outpost outside the city of Brasov. 

   Nestled amid  the Carpathian mountains, it’s an industrial region with a large brewery. The chief reason for my bus journey to Brasov city was to treat myself and a fellow traveller to a dining experience at the most exclusive restaurant (at the time). The “Old Shanghai" Chinese restaurant. Information for visitors was scant to say the least. Unless you were lucky enough to get a recommendation from someone in the know, many attractions could pass you by entirely. Up in the mountains, a cloud can darken the sky and light rain or showers, are not unheard of at any time of year.

Bears 1~ stupid tourists 0

   Something any visitor to Poiana Brașov needs to be aware of is the presence of wildlife. Remember, the resort is carved out of an area of the Black forest. So, we are invading the bear’s territory. They’re only brown bears and rarely at all aggressive. Often, you’ll see bears and wild boar, strolling along the street as if they haven’t a care in the world. But most are wise enough to stay within the safety of the trees. This is why all the hotels position their skips (dumpsters), well apart from the building. There’s a steady stream of Ursidae visitors throughout the night, drawn to the easy pickings scavenged from what we throw out. When I visited, they had what they described as a “zoo". In reality, it was a horrible display of a chained and caged bear or two and some caged birds. I would hope that no longer exists, but at that time, such matters were not really my business and no doubt, they had bigger fish to fry.

Easier than hunting for food.

   Regardless, I’m British, so a bear is a spectacular sight, especially enjoying their natural habitat and freedom. This is how my juvenile mind hatched the silliest of plans, to capture some real wild bears on camera. I had been assured that I wouldn’t need to wait long if I waited quietly by the hotel skips late at night. Uncertain to what flavour of rubbish and leftovers bears prefer, but with a nagging suspicion, that cheese might not be an entirely natural part of their diet, I armed myself with a dozen bread rolls or so, from the breakfast buffet. It must have been 10 pm before equipped with my camera and the bear goodies, I crossed the ever vacant car park, positioned myself a little distance apart, and stayed very, very still. 
   
   There is virtually no light pollution and the moon shines brightly, up in the mountains so it’s easy to see. Before long the cutest little bear appeared. It looked a little nervous, but this is the kind of cute I just can’t resis, so I advanced as if in a game of musical statues trying not to make any sudden movements. Reaching a suitable distance for getting that photograph, the little fella started to retreat towards the trees. Keeping low (as if I know the first thing about bears), I crept closer raising my camera to get the shot- if I can just manage to…. As I reached the skip, a mighty roar erupted the likes of which I could never begin to imagine. Believe me - this is not something you want to hear!! As I turned to look behind me, all at once I realised what a schoolboy error I'd committed. Mummy bear raised herself up on her hind legs exhibiting her full stature, standing on the edge of the skip ready to pounce and protect her cub!! 

   Yes! The cute little bear which was behind me, was her baby and I was the idiot chasing it. I instinctively flashed my camera (I have to wonder why as it was utterly ineffective) but my legs had their own exit plan. You may have heard people who have survived shark attacks, talk about an inhumanly high pitched scream that seems to be coming from elsewhere. THAT! 😱 

  Flash, flash, flash, otherworldly screaming, running anywhere as long as it was in the opposite direction to the bear. That was one very big, ferocious mummy bear. Roused from their slumber, residents in the hotel  peered out from their illuminated windows- not that I was aware of that yet. By now, I had completely left the hotel grounds and was off, down the main road towards Brasov. Fortunately, someone saw fit to stop me, or I might still be running now. I had become the evening’s entertainment for the hotel guests and an even greater source of amusement for the staff. The silly British girl who doesn’t know that little bears come with bigger ones that most definitely know how to look after them. 

   The amazing thing is that while burning up film in some crazed “flashing" insanity, I’d actually managed to get a snap of mummy bear as she leapt to rescue her cub. It’s just that bit too dark to be seen with the naked eye. I have a family member who is in photography, so I plan to see if it can be "digitally remastered" in some way. The moral of the story is (a) Brown bears can be aggressive if their young are perceived to be under threat. (b) If you chase bears without thinking, don’t be surprised to have the tables turned on you and you wind up getting chased.

Brown bears. We are moving into their territory. Not that they're bothered.

   Of course, where bears are so bold that they stroll down the street- you won't be surprised to discover that they can wind up on a plate with a side. 
  Book early so as not to miss dining at the impressive Restaurant Vanatorul. It's a classic "hunting lodge" style building with a Hunter's menu featuring the very same bears and wild boar that just harassed you in the street.


The Restaurant Vanatorul.. bear steaks, roast bear and wild boar.

   Most of the hotels I stayed in provided a TV in the room. Whether there was any kind of signal or even if a broadcast existed at all, is another matter entirely. This was before the advent of digital and a world where much of the population relied on horses, goats and pigeons to make life that bit easier. To be honest, there are so many more interesting things to do and people to meet, without needing the help of the idiot box.

    I had not yet expelled the “tell me what to think" machine, from my world. Like too many people, I was still in the habit of watching it before going to sleep (and waking up with it still switched on). One night in Poiana Brașov I fiddled with the thing and what should confront me? Martin! If you're unfamiliar with what is possibly the best vampire movie of all time, perhaps you should check it out.

Martin. Of all the vampire films in all the hotel rooms.

   Possibly the one vampire film at the time with any influencing effect upon me. What are the odds? Having robbed Vlad the Impaler’s childhood home of his family sigil and used Ceaușescu’s personal toilet on his private yacht (and laughed about it), while he was probably still in possession of a body, physically capable of making the trip to my location to make me pay. Two epic bloodthirsty monsters with a motive, in possibly, the vampire capital of the world. I immediately nailed my strings of garlic to each side of the room, making a mental note to acquire more. Then it’s time to put that crucifix collection to work. My room had double glass, patio doors that opened onto the rear of the hotel and the thickly wooded mountain. 

   This televisual coincidence had pushed me over the edge. This must be what people I always say “ watch too much TV" must feel like all the time. You know full well it’s utterly ridiculous and what is fear with no foundations? It’s fiction…make believe…Fantasyland..pull yourself together!! It must be a neurological after effect of the bear scare. That makes some sense at least.
Well after making it through the night, mission “additional garlic" was underway. What had been plentiful at the farmers market in Bucharest, now frustrated me with row upon row of plum brandy infantryman, guarding more rows of empty shelves and little else.

He could have kept the things had it not been my grandfather's camera.

   Upon my return to the hotel, I was stopped by the security guard (something I had assumed was a token feature to reassure guests only). With the help of a couple of reception staff (barely anyone spoke fluent English, not that it’s something I ever expect, when I travel to a country where it’s not the first language), they explained that I was required to attend the police station as someone had broken into my room while I was out. The intruder was not as I had suspected, a supernatural, anaemic creature of the night, with a vengeance, but a kid who had entered through the very patio doors, that I had isolated as my weakest defence. He had, apparently, helped himself to my camera and my luxury soft toilet roll, that is one of my desert island luxury items. 

    They firmly instructed me that I should absolutely NOT feel sorry for the kid, that his parents had sent him out to do this and that he would be sent to a borstal. By this time I feel I can probably give Ceaușescu a run for his money in the “who’s the nastiest?” contest. He could have kept it all, if I hadn't borrowed the camera from my grandfather. I mean, my soft toilet roll is something of a value, hard to Convey in words.

   A couple of staff from the hotel accompany me to the local police station. I get the distinct impression that they are under orders, to make tourists feel protected…. VERY protected. This scruffy kid who looks no older than 10, although malnutrition is rife so it could have been 14, was paraded before me. 

   The policeman who is holding the chains prods him roughly and asks him what he wants to say to me. When he comes out with “sorry", my doubts are confounded. Firstly, I would be surprised if he had the vaguest idea what anything said meant. Secondly, if he revealed what he REALLY wanted to say, it would be more along the lines of “you can afford it you rich, privileged gawker". But instead, I nod at him, take my grandfather’s camera, bear snap and all and my lovely, soft toilet roll (don’t leave home without it), thank the policeman politely and slip him some cash, as I have become so accustomed to doing. The hotel staff walk with me back to our building. There’s a satisfied air of a job well done when we all return safely, with my two valuable and coveted items, back in my sweaty grip. 

    I have never punished my children. It’s simply not the way I do things and punishing someone else’s kid, feels no more right.

Poiana Brașov police station... keeping you safe.

   Poiana Brașov is the archetypal winter resort, whether you ski or not, it’s a beautiful part of the world and that applies when there’s no snow too. I would choose Timișoara or Poiana Brașov over the coast any day.
 
   The time has come to make the unbroken trudge back to the airport, to put our lives in the hands of Tarom airlines once again. Which is scarier? Flying Tarom or bear scares? That’s going to take some pondering. Meanwhile, I left anything I can for the hotel staff to fight over…tights (even with holes, they were beyond the reach of the general public, so gratefully received and mended accordingly), toiletries, mouthwash, eyewash, luxury soft toilet roll, pens, batteries, my cheap travel alarm clock and torch, a few T shirts and some bras(bras are expensive in the strongest economies, wearing a decent bra can reduce breast cancer risks and reduced the chances of rape and sexual assaults), my cash bag, my unspent currency, any mints/sweets/chewing gum loitering in your luggage,Condoms (if you carry such items), sanitary towels/tampons/clean period pants, brush/comb (give it a wash first, eh?), Socks, any left over insect repellent products, leftover sunscreen, medicines (nothing “prescription only”, no nicotine products and don’t risk cannabis products, unless you fancy a lengthy delay when you reach customs at the airport) and other items from your first aid supplies. Being as our next stop would be the airport and there’s no way I’m smuggling cheese through customs~ I have a reputation to uphold~ the remainder of the wheel of Branza lui Voda, was part of my offering to the undead I rankled on my journey. You have to get pretty bored of blood, followed by blood cocktails and bloody murder.A nice chunk of cheesy goodness, could be just the shake up they need.

The tip: there's literally nothing they didn't need.

   When you appreciate how impossible such items can be to acquire, the things we take for granted and would usually throw away upon our return, have value. Even small electricals can be replaced with virtually no effort here, so if it is needed by these people, by rights, it belongs to them. I am a firm believer that ownership is an issue of need. Despite the sacrifices and bravery of people, faced with pure terrorism, the following five years only heralded further economic hardship and suffering, as their new president narrowly escaped prosecution for crimes against humanity. That’s thirty long years of economic failure, due to radical corruption at an institutional level. Now that has to be more than just “bad luck". After the world watched Ceaușescu and his wife executed on television, the catalogue of world leaders that lined up to offer their support; many of whom fell for his deception, despite the ongoing snowstorm of insincere political comment.
The presidential replacement, Ion Iliescu, turned out to be cut from that very same cloth. During the next five years, conditions continued to steadily worsen for a people who had dared to hope. He started organising the privatisation of public services. Having lived this theft of what belonged to the people, serving the people, the biggest,truly positive effect of socialism are the key organisations, that will not be used to inflict further harm. This much we can know seeing as it’s the masses controlling it. In fact, the question must be asked, “how in the world did this, lifelong communist, Ceaușescu’s heir apparent and formerly chief in the department for propaganda of all things, come to lead the nation into a new day? He was born to a son of Russian communism, spent unexplainable time in the employ of the Soviet communist party..I have to believe there exists a candidate, better qualified and with a history not cloaked in the crimes of the tyrannical maniac, not yet cold in the ground. That he opposed Ceaușescu’s harsh rule means what? That he would prefer to do it slightly differently, doesn’t mean he’s putting the public interest at the fore, in his policy making. As it turned out, after failing to provide change for the needs of Romanian society, he ended up narrowly avoiding prosecution for crimes against humanity. They might want to rethink the practice of empowering those with military rank. In my mind, Ceaușescu and his wife, should have been delivered into the hands of their victims.
Somehow the Securitate persisted and were even tasked with investigating the events of 1989. That’s like allowing Nazi Heinrich Himmler to probe the SS. Whatever happened to revolutionary figureheads taking power, even if it is just in the short term? Resolving the most basic issues as a priority, requires somebody who fully understands the problems which pushed a nation, still under threat of torture and death, to such radical acts.

Ion Iliescu. Ceaușescu’s second in command.

   Having a slight opportunity to discuss matters with some of those affected, their scrutiny has rightly been drawn to a rise in the influence of US ideology which, whatever the case, favours the wishes of the mighty corporations. Trickle down economics are a lie used to distract those who have no representation in government whatsoever. The truth, that the rich will inevitably get richer, which can only come from one place. Yup! The poor have to pay.
The journey back to the waiting airplane, was surprisingly fast and straightforward. Once you eliminate the stop-starting of the past week, everyone relaxes, closes their eyes and before you know it, we can hear the engines of planes coming in to land, seemingly skimming our heads. Constanza airport is the runt of Romania’s flock. There’s a big international at Sibiu, Timisoara, one in Bucharest and Târgu Mureș near the mountains to serve the ski resorts. Constanza serves the Black Sea coastal resorts, so appears to have been neglected, as they have hardly been fighting tourists off with a stick. Apart from the late president himself, Jetting around the world was unlikely to have been the thought foremost in the mind. Being familiar with TAROM, the nation’s airline, all those trips to blag foreign allies and fawn at the big communist heads of state, for their not being executed in a revolution…why did he not, by the law of averages alone, fall out of the sky? Having had a little while to consider it, my next question is “how much did Ceaușescu get paid being an extra in “the wizard of Oz"?

The manhole where the ashes of the victims of the uprising in Timișoara were interred.

   It would be nice to have some decent souvenirs from that trip. The ashtray stolen from young Vlad Tepes home, lasted well, but eventually got broken beyond repair. I have some old lei knocking about and the plastic crucifixes, still ward off the bloodsuckers to this day. There’s a dozen photos or so, but when I say there was nothing to buy, I mean empty shelves, no shop, business closed for the foreseeable future or I guess there’s bottles of hooch, providing John left any for the rest of us. For once I’m declaring the stuff “undrinkable”. Must be just the job as a fire/BBQ accelerator. In fact, I wonder why the Romanians didn’t break out the Molotov cocktails? This stuff was designed with it in mind. Then there’s the queueing Dacias. How far will one get fuelled solely by firewater?

 Customs officials weren’t faced with bulging suitcases to examine on our return. But the souvenirs we carried in our minds and hearts will surely last a lifetime. There was probably some cheese still knocking about somewhere too
I think we should all get the chance to stage a revolution at some point in life. Keep the elected representatives on their toes and it’s only football violence, but with a valid reason. Perhaps it’s my purpose in this life. Sowing dissent.

   With a bit of luck and a whole lot of determination, by the end of the year, I could be a student in Transylvania. What better status, to reawaken the political activist in me? Perhaps, when I’ve finished maybe I’ll be able to apply for a civil service position.
There’s something I feel should be pointed out and you might notice, if you speak to people who survived the terrible indignities imposed upon the Romanian people at this time. It is not communism that is responsible for this tragedy. The communist ideology is not, in itself, a bad one. However, it just isn’t conducive with human nature and simply cannot function as intended. The fault lies with the totalitarianism and the dictatorship which inevitably emerges from it. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
 
Fear is still an ever present part of everyday life for Romanian people.

  People in Romania and in the diaspora, still live in fear nearly 35 years after the dictatorship. Former securitate were awarded senior positions in business and within the new administration. They buy up dilapidated properties and use their old methods, ensuring success and continued liberty for themselves.A startlingly large number of people still support the regime. 

Searching for the perpetrators of atrocities and their victims.

  Meanwhile the remains of those who lost their lives at the hands of the secret police, are gradually being unearthed. Such brutality and silence in the presence of inhumanity, were normalised in the two and a half decades that Ceaușescu was in power. 

How many were brutally tortured and killed by the securitate (Ceausescu's secret police force).. will probably never be known.

   The UK has become a haven for war criminals, organised crime figures and anyone wanted by domestic police forces or Interpol. It's easy for them to blend in with the countless Eastern European migrants workers. Imagine walking in the street, minding your own business, only to come face to face with the brute who raped, beat and tortured you, or shot a loved one without a second thought. By rights, they should face a trial akin to Nuremberg. Everyone knows full well, how little trouble they would have, ending more lives to secure their freedom. Many such figures have been identified.. right to the very top of the new parliament.. yes! The very top. 

   The world was sufficiently shocked and horrified when nightmarish images exposing the true consequences of decree 770, that the same leaders who showered Ceausescu with honours, couldn't revoke them fast enough. Yet, now we are seeing it all playing out once more, one nation after another, as if everything that the people underwent was for nothing. The 10,000 women that died and "Ceausescu's children" exceeding 100,000 in number... how can this be allowed to recur? Certain nations imagine they are somehow immune.. the situation in Romania may have appeared extreme, yet it's far from unique. Because reports from behind the iron curtain were a novelty, it's possible that impression might be obtained. China, Ireland, Belarus, Bulgaria or Uganda.. just a handful of the numerous places that punish ordinary women and children to uphold a self righteous ideology.

It's so easy to condemn starving, desperate people for "abandoning" their children when they have no idea of the hell they lived in.
   

“Be the Eagle that soars, it has no fear, no care of trepidations just the summit in its sight.”

   Malika E Nura.


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